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    What Would Lizzo Do Sticker

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    A question that is probably answered in that she would want us to love ourselves and love our bodies. This 3" vinyl sticker is waterproof, heatpro...

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    Bad Bitch Holographic Vinyl Sticker

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    A holographic sticker moment to celebrate all the bad bitches out there. This 3" vinyl sticker is waterproof, heatproof, resists scratches and won...

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    Happy Birthday Dipshit Greeting Card

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    Sometimes John Oliver has a bit about a funny birthday card and you think, "You're right John Oliver - this needs to exist." Blank inside

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    DILF Vinyl Sticker

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    If your kids ask you what this means just flat out lie and tell them it means, "dad I'll love forever." *wink* This 3" vinyl sticker is waterproof...

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    Already Married... Card

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    We all know couples who are pretty much already married but then you find out they're not actually married and that's when this card is absolutely ...

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    If I Get Murdered Greeting Card

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    The perfect card for any and all true crime aficionados who also have a dark ass sense of humor. Blank inside.

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    Bouquet of Boners Greeting Card

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    OK, in theory a bouquet of boners sounds awesome but think about it a little longer and it'd actually be a nightmare.Blank inside

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    Lubes & Boobs Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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    What says Valentine's Day better than a dirty limerick? Who are we kidding, we don't actually know the requirements for something to be considered ...

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    I Like Your Lady Parts Card

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    Let's all take a second to appreciate the wonders of the vajayay and give your favorite hoohah owner this hilarious card for any kind of occasion.B...

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    Happy Birthday to my Favorite DILF Greeting Card

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    DILFs deserve recognition always but *especially* on their birthday. Blank inside

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    Happy Birthday to my Favorite MILF Greeting Card

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    Sleazy for Weasley sticker

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    Yours will probs look different but here's our list of the most to least fuckable Weasleys: Molly, Ginny, Bill, Fred, George, Arthur, Charlie, Ron,...

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    Nasty for Neville Vinyl Sticker

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    People should probably know that Neville Longbottom makes you feel things in your nether regions. This 3" vinyl sticker is waterproof, heatproof, ...

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    Poorest Friend Wedding Registry Greeting Card

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    We've all had those times when we look at a friend's wedding registry and realize they have caviar taste and you're on a Coors Light budget so this...

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    Happy Galentine’s Day Card

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    Just like everything else Leslie Knope does, Galentine's Day is a stroke of pure genius. If you haven't seen that episode of Parks and Rec drop eve...

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    Nickname Ideas For Your New Home... Greeting Card

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    Behold, the behemoth of all housewarming cards! (If your friends are cool and chill and horny and have a sense of humor about it.)Blank inside.

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    New Place Haunted... Greeting Card

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    Because the only kind of people who want to live in a ghoul house are the kind of people who buy haunted dolls on the internet. Blank inside

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    Love Something as Much as Plants Card

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    We all know the people who treat their plants like precious objects, and hey, that's cool. No judgements here. Blank inside.

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